Over the years of living in a large city, and after much astute observation, I've developed a theory about drivers. Let's call it "The Gnome's Guide to Survival in the City":
1) Cars with tinted windows: Avoid like the plague. If you can't see the driver removing his nose hairs, then he can't see you either.
2) Drivers with caps: Also avoid; those logo-covered bill caps are great for John Deere and Ferrari, but lousy for views of slow-moving pedestrians.
3) SUVs, BMWs, Mercedes: Power tripping vs power steering--not good.
4) Bicycle couriers: Need I say more... Unless you want a delivery to the morgue, stay far away.
BTW, today I saw a cap-wearing driver of an SUV with tinted windows all around--we're all doomed!!
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