#1. Buy an un-neutered tomcat and let him out when he's feeling amorous.
#2. Invite your band members over for an all-night jam session (on a Tuesday!).
#3. Install a telescope by your upstairs window and aim it in the general
direction of your neighbour's bedroom.
#4. Start feeding all the neighbourhood stray cats, birds--heck, why leave out the raccoons and skunks?!
#5. Place an ad in the paper for a huge estate sale beginning at 8:30 a.m. sharp and add your neighbour's address.
#6. Buy the biggest, gaudiest set of wind chimes that you can find.
#7. Park your car exactly one foot over the property line.
1 comment:
I vote number one!
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