Ten Ways to Drive Your Boss Crazy

# 10. Call him "Sir"--you'll have him paranoid in no time.

# 9. Switch the colour of folders you use, just to change it up.

# 8. Record your voice-mail message using Bart Simpson's voice.

# 7. Smile like a Cheshire cat every time you see him.

# 6. Bring food to the office and always offer him the first taste.

# 5. When a caller asks for him, reply, "I'm sorry, at this moment he is emotionally
unable to take your call. Please call back after he dries his eyes."

# 4. Transfer all his personal calls to his boss.

# 3. Replace the regular coffee with decaf.

# 2. Play with the thermostat in his office. Try it on the highest and lowest
settings, just for fun.

and...

# 1. Lock the men's room door after a long meeting.

Have a great day!!!