Day 1

Welcome to the Funhouse!

Today began with the usual caffeine-deprived grouchy folks...Let's just say it went downhill from there.

Lil Miss Bijou rang up in a panic, having forgotten the password for her computer (do I sense a trend beginning?), but the Diva (a.k.a. receptionist) was otherwise occupied, thereby triggering The Man to snap at her for not answering the phone at the first ring.

At this, Diva launched into a tirade aimed at everyone but The Man. He himself was huddled in a conference with 2nd Boss about how to handle the "situation". As usual, the solution was...wait for it...do nothing and pray it goes away! Ahh, to have such power!

Note from editor: Any resemblance to persons living or dead, or events past or present is purely intentional.